PCI DSS — the pad, not a badge
This is not a certificate wall. Card numbers belong on the processor keypad in the cashier — never in Help.

What we will say
Visa, Mastercard, American Express when they print. HTTPS. Crypto is the house default — not a card. Fees may add 3%–6.5% on cards; some rails 10–40 on the way out. Terms. We will not invent a PCI DSS version or a scan date.
Certified here?
No number printed. Processor in the till.
Card in chat?
Never. Time and method only.
Crypto?
Default rail. Still no seed in Help.
Norton badge?
No sticker sheet.